M.A.G.A./Epstein’s Island (Parody of “Y.M.C.A.” by the Village People)

MAGA, there’s no need to feel riled
I said, MAGA, there are no Epstein files
I said, MAGA, don’t stop the Seig Heils
There’s no need to be unhappy

MAGA, you can hate Mexico
I said, MAGA, there’s a place you can go
You can stay there, and I’m sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time

It’s fun to stay on Epstein’s Island,
It’s fun to stay on Epstein’s Island,
They have everything that pedos enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys.

It’s fun to stay at Epstein’s Island,
It’s fun to stay at Epstein’s Island.
You can get your pipes cleaned,
And keep your esteem,
It’s a goddamned pervert’s dream.

MAGA, keep worshipping me,
I said, MAGA, be like Epstein,
I said, MAGA, you can make real your dreams,
But you’ve got to know this one thing

No man does it all by himself,
I said, MAGA, young girls want to help,
Just go there to Epstein’s Island,
I’m sure they can help you today.

It’s fun to stay on Epstein’s Island,
It’s fun to stay on Epstein’s Island,
They have all the things that perverts enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys.

It’s fun to stay at Epstein’s Island,
It’s fun to stay at Epstein’s Island.
You can get your pipes cleaned,
And keep your esteem,
It’s a goddamned pervert’s dream.

MAGA, you’re living the dream,
I said, MAGA, be part of the scheme,
You’ll get what you want, don’t ask why,
Just ride through Epstein’s sky

When Epstein came up to me,
And said, “Donald, take a plane ‘cross the sea,”
Island’s waiting, no need to hide,
Take a ride, leave morals aside.

It’s fun to stay on Epstein’s Island,
It’s fun to stay on Epstein’s Island,
They have everything that perverts enjoy,
You can hang out with little boys.

It’s fun to stay at Epstein’s Island,
It’s fun to stay at Epstein’s Island.
You can get your pipes cleaned,
And keep your esteem,
It’s a real damned pervert’s wet dream.
M.A.G.A.
M.A.G.A.